A - Accidents
1. Have you ever been in a car accident?
no
2. Do you have a lot of scars?
no
3. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone?
yes
4. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake?
no
5. Have you ever had stitches? Where?
no
B - Beauty
6. Do you consider yourself beautiful?
no
7. Are you self conscious of how you look?
yes
8. Do you put on a lot of makeup?
no
9. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery?
no. being ugly is fun.
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful?
what do you mean by 'beautiful' you mean something different now, don't you
C - Consequences
11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for?
never
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion?
i wouldn't get pregnant in the first place... but if i did. IDK I would probably put the baby up for adoption, hmmm. Who knows.
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people?
isn't that why we do them???
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you?
sending me to texas for uni
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end?
bother
D - Dealing
16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them?
it's hard to stay mad at people
17. Name a time when you had to be strong.
yesterday. my arms still ache
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home?
not really... does it count if they're fighting over some cosmological theory?
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react?
cry
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it.
my grandmother... like i said, it's hard to hold on to any particular emotion. life just... goes on, hmm?
E - Experience
21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs?
yeah
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all?
i'm all talk no action, LOL. well i live in singapore.
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far?
not qualified to comment
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)?
yes.
25. How old do you act?
depending on the circumstances, 6 or 26. 6, more often than not
F - Family
26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why?
my paternal grandfather, because he's dead.
27. If you had to choose, family or friends?
under what circumstances?
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything?
no
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them?
yes. he is prettier than me
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members?
lol that's so american
G - Growing
31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were?
166. (answer to both)
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that?
i shrunk by 1 cm
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish?
see q25
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50?
hell yeah
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn?
i suppose so
H - Hope
36. Love - real or not?
what, the feeling? yeah
37. Are you a pessimist of an optimist?
depends on whether or not i am fond of the subject matter
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way?
when you say 'reason' do you mean 'purpose' or do you mean 'origin'? former, no, latter, yes
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive?
do i have a spirit?
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying?
i gotta keep my options open! that means, not dying. LOL.
I - Issues
41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness?
sometimes
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability?
yeah. myopia, scoliosis, and probably some autism spectrum disorder.
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex?
idk
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world?
yes
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away?
not sure, i don't count the number of instances and plot that against time
J - Jokes
46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke).
cool beans.
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh, or the other way around?
depends on whether or not they are more ridiculous than me
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard?
yeah
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day!
i jumped onto an umbrella by accident while trying to show off to muni and zeebin my hurdling skills
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class?
my chinese teacher hates me
K - Knowledge
51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends?
all three
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average?
smart?
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever?
100
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher?
3.6... higher?
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)?
philosophy
L - Love
56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before?
i don't know anything!
57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)?
not really
58. Is love worth it?
who knows
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months?
no
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word?
when i love them only as friends it's so easy
M - Money
61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round?
no something else does
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money?
no comment
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to?
no
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start
a family?
neither
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? (0 being lowest, 10 being highest)
3
N - Naughty
66. Are you a virgin?
what do you mean
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with?
yeah?
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that?
nobody, nothing
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more?
i should've bought more glitter pens when obaa-chan took me to the stationery shop in sakura-shinmachi when we first moved there
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both!
naughty. and mean.
O - Openness
71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone?
depends on how endearing and nice that someone is
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone?
a lot of talking?
73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason?
no
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually?
who knows. oh wait, seven o'clock, come back then.
LOLLL
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them?
idk
P - Positive
76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times?
i just float around, hmmm
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all?
maybe
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be?
i'm more lazy
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything?
no
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but ended with something really good?
yes
Q - Questions
81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself?
depends on whether or not my brain has ulterior motives
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation?
yes. about creation? why creation of all things? this question assumes
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be?
no, and i don't blame them
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go?
depends depends my god why do you think everyone has absolute personalities
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to?
everything
R - Respect
86. How do you show respect?
idk??? pls be specific
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them?
be an idiot
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures?
idk
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment?
idk
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness?
mean kindness
S - School
91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into?
junior college! creepy
92. When will you graduate high school/college?
2011
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do?
sleep
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it?
i like how i can take the train all the time
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school?
no
T - Temptation
96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay?
in that case i didn't know it was wrong
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it?
no, and yes i do drink
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it?
no
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did
you end up doing?
yes, nothing. my god, who doesn't want to snog jgl (and more)???
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed?
hmm
U - Unique
102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it?
yeah, like eating lunch and wearing school uniform
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces?
whatever!
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex?
IDK i go to a school full of nerds honey
105. What makes you different from people your age?
i have gone to sleep at 4am on a bench in a hospital waiting room before?
V - Value
106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room?
the laptop
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people ?
my life versus all of their lives? theirs. my life versus one of theirs? depends. my god i'm so utilitarian hmm. i bet in a real crisis i wouldn't even think about anything
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you?
the ability to take long walks
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab?
a water bottle
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future?
no. just as valuable.
W - Wishes
111. If you had three wishes, what would they be?
i wish i could be 15 forever
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones?
my own happiness - i can't be happy when they're not happy. so duh. it's a win-win situation.
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them?
no
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish?
yes. i wanted it to rain during PE
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen?
in that case my wishing was meant to happen, no?
Y - You
121. Are you more independent or social?
social failure ftw
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it?
the indoctrination of stupid ideas in small children
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things?
maybe
124. What kind of person would you be if you didn’t have guidance from family members, God, teachers, etc.? Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life?
whaaaaaaat
125. Do you think people are generally good ?
no
Z - Zest
126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not?
yeah. because it's lovely
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it?
depends
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people?
try new things. i'm not so good with people
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world?
mystery
1. Have you ever been in a car accident?
no
2. Do you have a lot of scars?
no
3. Have you ever been in a fist fight with someone?
yes
4. Have you ever seriously hurt anyone by mistake?
no
5. Have you ever had stitches? Where?
no
B - Beauty
6. Do you consider yourself beautiful?
no
7. Are you self conscious of how you look?
yes
8. Do you put on a lot of makeup?
no
9. Would you ever consider getting plastic surgery?
no. being ugly is fun.
10. What do you think makes a person beautiful?
what do you mean by 'beautiful' you mean something different now, don't you
C - Consequences
11. What was the longest amount of time you’ve been grounded for?
never
12. What would you do if you got pregnant, keep it or have an abortion?
i wouldn't get pregnant in the first place... but if i did. IDK I would probably put the baby up for adoption, hmmm. Who knows.
13. Do you ever think about how your actions affect other people?
isn't that why we do them???
14. What do you think is the worst punishment someone could give you?
sending me to texas for uni
15. What is one thing you wish you didn’t do, just because it wasn’t worth it in the end?
bother
D - Dealing
16. When you are mad at someone, how do you show them?
it's hard to stay mad at people
17. Name a time when you had to be strong.
yesterday. my arms still ache
18. Have you ever dealt with a divorce or parents fighting? Any kind of abuse at home?
not really... does it count if they're fighting over some cosmological theory?
19. When people at school don’t accept you, or have problems with you, how do you react?
cry
20. Have you ever lost someone to death? Explain how you got through it.
my grandmother... like i said, it's hard to hold on to any particular emotion. life just... goes on, hmm?
E - Experience
21. Have you ever had a job? Any volunteer jobs?
yeah
22. Do you think that you are sexually experienced, or not at all?
i'm all talk no action, LOL. well i live in singapore.
23. Have you gone through a lot emotionally, or has life been easy thus far?
not qualified to comment
24. Do you think you are ready to be on your own (have your own home, job, etc.)?
yes.
25. How old do you act?
depending on the circumstances, 6 or 26. 6, more often than not
F - Family
26. Is there anyone in your family you don’t talk to? Why?
my paternal grandfather, because he's dead.
27. If you had to choose, family or friends?
under what circumstances?
28. Can you tell your parents or one of your parents anything?
no
29. Do you have any siblings? If so, do you ever get jealous of them?
yes. he is prettier than me
30. How often do you spend ‘quality time’ with family members?
lol that's so american
G - Growing
31. How tall are you? How tall do you wish you were?
166. (answer to both)
32. Do you think that you have grown more in the past year than any year before that?
i shrunk by 1 cm
33. As a person, do you think you are mature for your age or still act childish?
see q25
34. Are you scared to think that one day you will turn 30, then 40, then 50?
hell yeah
35. Do you believe you still have a lot to learn?
i suppose so
H - Hope
36. Love - real or not?
what, the feeling? yeah
37. Are you a pessimist of an optimist?
depends on whether or not i am fond of the subject matter
38. Do you believe in fate, that everything happens for a reason, or do you think that our actions lead the way?
when you say 'reason' do you mean 'purpose' or do you mean 'origin'? former, no, latter, yes
39. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive?
do i have a spirit?
40. What gives you hope when you just feel like dying?
i gotta keep my options open! that means, not dying. LOL.
I - Issues
41. Do you suffer from depression or constant sadness/loneliness?
sometimes
42. Do you have any type of disease or disability?
yeah. myopia, scoliosis, and probably some autism spectrum disorder.
43. Are you currently in a hard relationship or have bad luck with the opposite sex?
idk
44. Do you think that you are alone in this world?
yes
45. How often do you think about death, suicide or running away?
not sure, i don't count the number of instances and plot that against time
J - Jokes
46. Say a word or phrase that would not be funny to anyone but you & one of your friends (an inside joke).
cool beans.
47. Are you usually the one who makes people laugh, or the other way around?
depends on whether or not they are more ridiculous than me
48. Do you cry when you laugh hard?
yeah
49. Write down a hilarious moment you had with someone that makes you laugh to this day!
i jumped onto an umbrella by accident while trying to show off to muni and zeebin my hurdling skills
50. Do you ever get in trouble for laughing or talking a lot during class?
my chinese teacher hates me
K - Knowledge
51. The purpose of school: to learn, to cause trouble or to hang out with friends?
all three
52. Do people refer to you as smart, dumb, or average?
smart?
53. What was the highest grade you have received (full course mark) ever?
100
54. What was your last average? This year would you like to maintain it or aim higher?
3.6... higher?
55. What do you find the most interesting subject to be (to study or to talk about)?
philosophy
L - Love
56. Are you currently in love? If not, have you been before?
i don't know anything!
57. Do people around you show you a lot of love (tell you they love you, hug you, kiss you, etc.)?
not really
58. Is love worth it?
who knows
59. Do you hate it when girls in their young teenage years say they ‘love’ someone that they’ve been dating for a few months?
no
60. Does it take a lot for you to say you love someone, or is it just a word?
when i love them only as friends it's so easy
M - Money
61. Do you believe that money makes the world go round?
no something else does
62. Is your family on the poor side, average, or above average when it comes to money?
no comment
63. Are you saving up for college/university, or planning to?
no
64. Would you rather win millions of dollars & be set for life, or find the perfect person to marry & start
a family?
neither
65. On a scale of 1-10, how important is money to you? (0 being lowest, 10 being highest)
3
N - Naughty
66. Are you a virgin?
what do you mean
67. What do you think about doing sexual things with someone you’re not going out with?
yeah?
68. Do you know anybody you consider a ’slut’? What makes you say that?
nobody, nothing
69. If you could, would you erase some things you did in the past or make it so you did more?
i should've bought more glitter pens when obaa-chan took me to the stationery shop in sakura-shinmachi when we first moved there
70. Do you consider yourself more nice or more naughty? You can’t say both!
naughty. and mean.
O - Openness
71. How long does it take for you to open up to someone?
depends on how endearing and nice that someone is
72. What does it take for you to fully trust someone?
a lot of talking?
73. Are you generally untrusting towards people because of past experiences, or any other reason?
no
74. When are you comfortable with someone sexually?
who knows. oh wait, seven o'clock, come back then.
LOLLL
75. When it comes to parents and close friends, what’s the limit of what you can tell them?
idk
P - Positive
76. Have you ever had an experience with someone that didn’t necessarily end positively? If so, would you rather erase the memory of that person because of the sad times or keep the memory of that person because of the good times?
i just float around, hmmm
77. Do you agree with the saying: better to have loved and lost than not have loved at all?
maybe
78. Are you more optimistic or pessimistic? What do you try to be?
i'm more lazy
79. Do you agree that something good can come out of everything?
no
80. Have you ever had a time where something really bad happened, but ended with something really good?
yes
Q - Questions
81. When faced with a problem, do you ask for help or try to figure it out yourself?
depends on whether or not my brain has ulterior motives
82. Do you often question the world and how we came about? What are some things you would like to know about creation?
yes. about creation? why creation of all things? this question assumes
83. Do you think the government is truthful? If you could ask the president one question, what would it be?
no, and i don't blame them
84. When someone does something wrong to you, do you confront them and ask them why they did it or just let it go?
depends depends my god why do you think everyone has absolute personalities
85. What is one unsolved mystery about the world that you want answers to?
everything
R - Respect
86. How do you show respect?
idk??? pls be specific
87. What can someone do for you to lose all respect for them?
be an idiot
88. Do you respect your teachers, parents, and other authority figures?
idk
89. When you are disrespectful to your parents, what is the punishment?
idk
90. If someone is mean to you, are you mean back or do you kill them with kindness?
mean kindness
S - School
91. If you are still in school, what grade will you be going into?
junior college! creepy
92. When will you graduate high school/college?
2011
93. After high school, what did you do/are you planning to do?
sleep
94. Do you like or hate school? What do you like/hate about it?
i like how i can take the train all the time
95. Have you ever been suspended, expelled, or dropped out of school?
no
T - Temptation
96. Have you ever done something wrong, knowing it was wrong, because something inside of you said it was okay?
in that case i didn't know it was wrong
97. Has anyone ever pressured you to smoke or drink? Did you do it?
no, and yes i do drink
98. Did you ever cheat on someone? Why did you do it?
no
99. Did you ever want to do something sexual with someone you didn’t really know or love? What did
you end up doing?
yes, nothing. my god, who doesn't want to snog jgl (and more)???
100. Do you give in to temptation easily, or are you more independent and strong willed?
hmm
U - Unique
102. Do you do a lot of things because your friends are doing it?
yeah, like eating lunch and wearing school uniform
103. Do you follow trends, wear whatever you want, or wear really unique pieces?
whatever!
104. Do you give in easily to peer pressure? Do you do things such as smoke, drink, or have casual sex?
IDK i go to a school full of nerds honey
105. What makes you different from people your age?
i have gone to sleep at 4am on a bench in a hospital waiting room before?
V - Value
106. What’s the most expensive thing in your room?
the laptop
107. What’s more valuable: your life or the lives of your loved ones? Would you sacrifice your life for other people ?
my life versus all of their lives? theirs. my life versus one of theirs? depends. my god i'm so utilitarian hmm. i bet in a real crisis i wouldn't even think about anything
108. What is something you value not because it cost a lot, but because it means a lot to you?
the ability to take long walks
109. If there was a fire in your house/apartment, what is the first thing you would grab?
a water bottle
110. Do you think past memories and experiences are more valuable than what could possibly happen in the future?
no. just as valuable.
W - Wishes
111. If you had three wishes, what would they be?
i wish i could be 15 forever
112. Would you rather wish yourself to be happy, or your loved ones?
my own happiness - i can't be happy when they're not happy. so duh. it's a win-win situation.
113. Do you believe that wishes come true if you really believe in them?
no
114. Have you ever had a wish come true? If so, what was that wish?
yes. i wanted it to rain during PE
115. Do you find wishing for things a waste of time because everything that’s meant to happen, will happen?
in that case my wishing was meant to happen, no?
Y - You
121. Are you more independent or social?
social failure ftw
122. What is something that makes you very mad when you see it?
the indoctrination of stupid ideas in small children
123. Do you think that you have potential to do great things?
maybe
124. What kind of person would you be if you didn’t have guidance from family members, God, teachers, etc.? Do you think people are born a certain way, or develop their personalities based on what they go through in life?
whaaaaaaat
125. Do you think people are generally good ?
no
Z - Zest
126. Are you currently happy with your life? Why or why not?
yeah. because it's lovely
128. When change occurs, do you get scared or are you excited for it?
depends
129. Do you like to try new things, meet new people?
try new things. i'm not so good with people
130. What is the most motivational thing in the world?
mystery
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